this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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