New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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