so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
please come you make the beer taste better
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
the liver wants what the liver wants
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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