doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kiss
Puke
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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