should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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