put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I need a burrito and a hug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize