vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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