Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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