you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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