fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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