Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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