Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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