I'm really into asian looking animals
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
ok first of all what the fuck
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