you mean i was at the winter classic?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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