Your tits are I can't wait for
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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