nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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