so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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