I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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