Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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