high people should be assigned attendants
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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