We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
