you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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