He is such a slut. More and more my type.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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