Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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