he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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