y did u give ur computer a hand job?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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