Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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