dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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