people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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