We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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