Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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