I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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