What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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