One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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