If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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