You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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