he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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