when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
