Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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