i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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