oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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