Whoa Z and x make the same sound
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I have post one night stand depression
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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