Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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