when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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