I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Shame - the story of my life.
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