Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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