Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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