So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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