Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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