Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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