on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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