Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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