Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
