Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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